Big Momma's House 2

Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film, the sequel to 2000's Big Momma's House and the second installment of the Big Momma Trilogy. The film was directed by John Whitesell and stars Martin Lawrence reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, along with Nia Long, Zachary Levi, Mark Moses, Emily Procter, Kat Dennings and Chloë Grace Moretz in supporting roles. Unlike the first film, Big Momma's House 2 takes on a family friendly tone compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006, by 20th Century Fox. Although it received mostly negative reviews from critics, it was a box office success, grossing $141.5 million against a budget of $40 million. A sequel, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, was released on February 18, 2011.

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- I know that you're busy. - Yeah. All I'm saying is I could use a little bit of help. If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her? Because I had to. I'm gonna call Mrs. Gallagher first thing and get a new nanny.

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Wow. The muffins are fat-free, the eggs are free-range... and the bacon is extra crispy. - This is fantastic. - Yeah, it looks like something out of a magazine. I just couldn't leave y'all with a bad taste in your mouth about Big Momma. But if there's nothin' else...

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I guess- I guess I'll be movin' on.

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Look, Big Momma even made Poncho happy! Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine. I gotta run. Great spread, Big Momma. Oh, Mr. Fuller. Oh, bye. I'll see you around. You're a good man, Mr. Fuller. You're a good man! - Thank you. Thanks, Big Momma. Thank you. Thanks. - Bye.

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It's so hard to say good-bye. - Who is that at the door this early? Mom, don't you remember? Allison and Emily's mom had to go to work. Oh, my gosh. Are all those girls coming here today?

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Look at em.

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I was at their last practice. I could stay and help. It's no trouble.

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Okay, we gotta work this out. I need a volunteer. Mrs. Fuller. - Yes? - You can be my volunteer. Oh, gosh, Big Momma, there are - there are things that I'm doing today. Well, this'll only take a second. Little ladies, where do you think real dancing begins? Your heart? Well, good answer. But you don't dance with your heart. You dance with your butt! Now, lets try this again. What do we want, Mrs. Fuller? Uh, more butt? That's right. Try it with me. Sway with your butt. Groove with the butt. Now, become one with the butt. Don't be afraid to touch it and become one with it! Yes! All right! Whoo! Got butt movement all back there. I like that. All right. There you go, little ladies. Now, lets put some music on, all right?

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Ooh! Ooh! That's my jam! Ooh! There you go with it. I like that. Groovin' with it. Do your thing. That's right. Do your thing, Mrs. Fuller! Yes! Come on, Mrs. Fuller.

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Whoo! Yes, indeedy! Just like that. That's puttin' stank on it. That's all that is. Ooh. Ooh. Y'all wrap it up. Wrap it up. Ohh. Oh, Big Momma, these girls are having such a good time. Look at Carrie. She's always so quiet. She can't stop laughing. Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.

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You know, Big Momma, I was hoping that we could mend our fences. I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry. I was wrong. And I was hoping you would please consider staying here. Well, of course I will. Yes. Sure enough. Id love that.

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Big Momma, the girls and I want to go over the dance again. Ooh, give me a second, all right? Big Momma got to catch her breath. - Okay. Oh, hey, when were done with this... I have the perfect place to take you. A spa! Look at this!

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Victoria's Secret models. They shoot the catalog in a studio right down the street. They'll usually parade around naked. If you think about it too much, it can get a little depressing. Some people just ruin it for everybody.

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What time does the paradin' begin? and you can just take off all your clothes and put this on. I think you'll be very comfortable. And then you just put your things in this locker. There's nothing else in there but your things. There's my friend Crystal. Excuse me one second. Hey, Crystal. - Hey. - Hello. Hi. Tryin' to find my locker. Ooh. Around here somewhere. Ooh. Oh. Ooh.

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Excuse me. Could you give me a hand, please, with my bra? I just got my nails done, and I cant- Here. It unhooks in the front right here.

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Here. Will this help? Ooh! Ooh!

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Ooh! This is lovely! A room full of beautiful women in towels and mud. Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma. - Hi. - Oh, hello. Ooh, don't let me disturb you. Y'all just keep walkin' around naked... and massagin' each other in exotic oils or whatever.

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Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.

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- Got it. Oh. Hey, listen, I was wondering. How about a massage?

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Ahhh. I would like you to work on my lower back here... because sometimes I- Oh, my damn! No, I wanted the girl with the perky- The one with the perky - You ain't got to push me. Ooh! Oh! Yes! I need you to get all in the crevices, all right? Work that lower back like I was telling you. Ooh! You know, while we've got her here, we should get Big Momma's advice. That is a great idea. Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret? Y'all want my advice? Well, all right. Um- My advice to you lovely ladies... on keepin' a long-lasting, happy marriage... is to give it up. That's right. Give it up morning, noon and night. - And twice on Saturday. - What? I did. Shoot, before he went to work... in a parkin' lot down at the Dairy Queen... ooh, and one time I rocked his world at a Popeye's. Had him droolin' on the biscuits. Oh, yeah. We got us a bangy-bang on. - Really? - Oh, yeah. Ooh.

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