Big Momma's House 2
Big Momma's House 2 is a 2006 American crime comedy film, the sequel to 2000's Big Momma's House and the second installment of the Big Momma Trilogy. The film was directed by John Whitesell and stars Martin Lawrence reprising his role as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, along with Nia Long, Zachary Levi, Mark Moses, Emily Procter, Kat Dennings and Chloë Grace Moretz in supporting roles. Unlike the first film, Big Momma's House 2 takes on a family friendly tone compared to the original film's more mature target demographic. The film was released theatrically on January 27, 2006, by 20th Century Fox. Although it received mostly negative reviews from critics, it was a box office success, grossing $141.5 million against a budget of $40 million. A sequel, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son, was released on February 18, 2011.
You - You know, those girls got no room to talk. - That ain't dancin'.. - And chass�. And pump. And- That's getting Tasered by the police. Big Momma, I don't care about that. I just - I wanna be good, you know? If I was good, then my dad would come watch me... cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time. Child, you could dance like all those skinny girls on MTV. That wouldn't make your daddy stay home. Now, he loves you. He just has a helluva fine way of showin' it.
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- Watch Big Momma. See? Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. Just feel it. All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. You gotta go right, baby. There you go. No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! Dip, dip, dip, baby. - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me?
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- Can I help you? - You can dance. - So? - We suck. - Aw, come on. Were not that bad. - Lisa, are you kidding? We are flailing around like a couple of stroke victims. Okay, so maybe we could use a little help with the dancing part... but I've got the stunts covered. I was a gymnast. Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up. You want the girls to go up on stage doing... that? Ooh. Well, as scary as that is, I'm gonna have to pass. - But, Big Momma. - Don't you Big Momma me.
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He doesn't even know any- - F.B.I., Los Angeles. Tassie? - Sherri? - Hey, girl. How you feeling? - Oh, large. Then I bet it feels good havin' Malcolm home takin' care of you. Putting in for two weeks off to wait on you hand and foot? I hope you know what kind of man you got there. I'm starting to get the picture.
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- Oh, hey, Big Momma. I'm just gonna check the mail. That package you ordered has just been sent back. What? Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me. Molly, boys that age only want one thing... and it ain't meaningful conversation. I don't have to listen to you. Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework. I got Mace.
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What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter? - Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace. Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk. Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning? - That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait. If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen... that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring. Tutoring? The boys only two years old. I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can. And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do... I want to make sure that that is a possibility. Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads. He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now. And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do. Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that. Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right? Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment. - Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you.
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- Hello, Bob. Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here. - Where is he? - How could I possibly know? Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone. That is a silly, outrageous- - How did you know that? - Bob... I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant. My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me. I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples. - Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is... - right now- - Okay.
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