American Pie

American Pie is a 1999 American coming-of-age teen sex comedy film directed and co-produced by Paul Weitz and written by Adam Herz. It is the first film in the American Pie theatrical series and stars an ensemble cast that includes Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Alyson Hannigan, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Seann William Scott, Eugene Levy, Shannon Elizabeth, and Jennifer Coolidge. The film's story centers on a group of four classmates at East Great Falls High School: Jim Levenstein (Biggs), Kevin Meyers (Nicholas), Chris "Oz" Ostreicher (Klein), and Paul Finch (Thomas). The youths make a pact to lose their virginity before their high school graduation. The film's title refers to a scene in which the protagonist is caught masturbating with a pie after being told that third base feels like "warm apple pie". Herz has stated that the title also refers to the quest of losing one's virginity in high school, which is as "American as apple pie." Released on July 9, 1999, in the United States, American Pie received mixed reviews from critics, who were polarized on the film's raunchy humor but praised the performances of the cast. The film was a box office success, grossing $235.5 million worldwide on a $10 million budget. Retrospective critical analysis has placed American Pie among the greatest teen films of all time. American Pie's success spawned three sequels: American Pie 2, American Wedding, and American Reunion. In addition to the primary American Pie saga, there are five direct-to-DVD spin-off films bearing the title American Pie Presents: Band Camp, The Naked Mile, Beta House, The Book of Love, and Girls' Rules.

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And, uh, I care about you a lot.

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Oz, I know.

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- You called me Oz. - Well, yeah. It's what your friends call you. I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now. And... your girlfriend?

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# Ain't never thought that I could love like this # # This feeling inside me is growing # # I never thought that you would care ## Are ya lost?

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You're Stifler's mom. Uh... No, no, not lost. Just, um, you know, taking the tour.

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Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. As if there was an alternative in the matter.

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So, you enjoying yourself? I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. I'm so happy for you. But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?

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- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was... It was a bathroom incident. - Pardon me? - Never mind.

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You have anything to drink? I believe the kegs are upstairs.

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That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor. - The good stuff. - All right.

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I got some scotch. - Single malt? - Aged 18 years. The way I like it.

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Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?

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I think I should. Allow me.

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You know it's a bitchin' party. The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch.

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And then he just puked his brains out. - That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you. Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine? It's sort of sexual.

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Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game. I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle." And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips. And-And he plays trombone... So how do you want to be? Like... how do you want to do it?

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I don't know. How do you? Like... normal style. The missionary position. Okay.

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Kev? - Yeah? - I wanna hear you say it. Okay.

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Victoria, I love you. I love you.

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# Don't stray # # Don't ever go away # # I should be much too smart for this # # You know it gets the better of me # # Sometimes when you and I collide # - # I fall into an ocean of you # - Oh. My hair. # Pull me out in time # # Don't let me drown # # Let me down # You okay? Yeah. Go slow. # Say you'll stay # # Don't come and go # # Like you do # # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # Say you'll stay ## So the end of the story is you... had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.

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