Murder Mystery

Murder Mystery is a 2019 American comedy mystery film directed by Kyle Newacheck and written by James Vanderbilt. The film stars Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, and Luke Evans, and follows a married couple who are caught up in a murder investigation on a billionaire's yacht. It was released on June 14, 2019, by Netflix. It received mixed reviews from critics. A sequel was released by Netflix on March 31, 2023.

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- Oh, she's had it all done. - What?

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Lips, nose, chin. No! People really get their chins done? - Mm-hmm. - Huh! That was so directed at me, it was disgusting. You want me to get my chin done. And I'm not... I love you for who you are. Although it's an option. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? - I should say hello to the Maharajah. - Absolutely. - Everyone's saying it. - Do you believe we're on a boat where the guy said, "I'm gonna go have a conversation with the Maharajah?" - That was big. - Is this real? Excuse me, ma'am? Is there a Maurice here? 'Cause I'm hungry as hell. Yes, sir. He's preparing. He's preparing. Okay. Is he ever gonna finish?

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Please tell Maurice to step on the gas.

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- Oh, honey, honey, honey. - Mm-hmm? Okay, um, don't look right now, but there's a really scary man - with an eye patch... - Mm-hmm? ...who's just staring right at us. I said don't look and you can't not do it. You say eye patch and scary, I'm gonna look. I'm sorry. It's physically impossible not to. All right. Okay. He's walking at us. - Honey, honey. - Play it cool. - Hey, fellas. What's up? How are ya? - Hey. Hi. - Who let you two on board? - Excuse me? What is happening right now? They're my guests, Colonel. - This weekend is for family only. - Really? The last time I checked, you're not family.

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Neither is Soviet Chewbacca over there.

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Nick, Audrey. - Yeah, you're not family for sure. - Okay. Jesus. So I see one of them was packing heat. - Was I supposed to bring a gun? - Oh, I doubt it's even loaded. That's Colonel Charles Ulenga of the Namibian Defense Force. Malcolm's best friend. He saved his life from a bombing attempt in '94.

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That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.

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And that's Sergei Radjenko, former Spetsnaz, and his bodyguard.

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Crazy eye patch guy needs a bodyguard?

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Whoa! The hand! There's a hand. It's not on his body anymore.

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Oh, look at this. Now he's smoking his dick! - He's smoking his dick! - No. Oh, God. Would you stop it? I'm just having fun. It's a boat.

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Can I ask you a question? What exactly... is a maharajah? Why don't you ask him yourself? No. Vik, I have some guests I'd like you to meet. Nick and Audrey Spitz, I present the exalted Maharajah Vikram Shivan Govindan of Mumbai. - Oh, my gosh. It's so... - Hey.

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So nice to...

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- Nice... - We're...

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Yo-ho-ho! That was very hilarious. Ah! With all the bowin' and shit. You know, when a brown person bows, white people bow back, innit? - Up high. How about... - I'm sorry. He's giving you... Respect! - That was very good. Very funny. - That was a joke. Audrey has a question she'd like to ask you.

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Let me hear it. Oh. We were actually wondering, what exactly is a maharajah? How do you... Do you have to go to a school for that? Yeah, I was born into the game. - Oh, you're born into it. - Okay, born into it.

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What do you do, Nick? - I am... - Nick's a detective. Tight! You ever wet up anyone? - What's that? - Yeah, you know, like drill, bust a cap, waste. You're like... - He's funny. No, never shot anybody. - No! God! Which is a good thing. Nick is... Well, it's just that you're a terrible shot. He's a terrible shot. He barely got out of the academy because he couldn't even meet, like, his minimum marksmanship skills.

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Audrey is lactose intolerant. - She also burps in her sleep. - What? I just thought 'cause we are discussing each other's flaws right now, you wanted to put it on the table. I'm sorry I... Listen, I didn't think that was a sensitive subject... It's not a sensitive subject, I just don't like you telling - everybody we meet. - I'm sorry I brought it up. Never mind.

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- Whoa. - Oh, my gosh. Look at this. - Look at this crazy. - Wow. Babe. Well, this room is as nice as the way you look. - You look stunning. - Thank you, honey. That's so sweet.

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What? Everybody's in tuxedos. - I wish you'd let me pack. - I shoulda wore socks. You're right. - Yo! Juan Carlos! - Hey! - Oh, good luck, man. - Hey. Hi. Hi, there. What are we wishing you good luck for? Well, he is racing in the Monaco Grand Prix tomorrow. Wow. That's big. Juan Carlos Rivera, let me introduce you to...

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