The Family Plan
The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.
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- I'm gonna need a credit card. - You know what? Here's my membership card. I think you'll see I've got a few rewards points there. [chuckles] That's not really how it works. - It's like a whole thing. - Oh, I get it. Maybe with all those points, I don't even need a credit card. ["Ice Ice Baby" playing]
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What do you think, Levon? Are we good? How many points do we have? Looks like you are platinum elite superior diamond members. [chuckles] And I would love to help you today. [chuckles] [both] ♪ Stop, collaborate And listen ♪ ♪ Ice is back With a brand-new invention ♪ ♪ Something grabs A hold of me tightly ♪ ♪ Flow like a harpoon daily And nightly ♪ ♪ Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know ♪ ♪ Turn off the lights and-- And I'll glow ♪ ♪ To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal ♪ - Please stop. Can someone unlock the car? - ♪ A chump like a candle ♪ ♪ Deadly ♪
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Look at you. You're in withdrawal. Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? I have a brand to manage. A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed capitalist machine is a brand? Oh, good. Trevor's here. [stammers] Do you even remember what your own personality is like? No.
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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
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[fan] You're awesome, dude. For real. [chuckles] I mean, thank you. I mean, this is-- this is literally the worst ever-- [chuckles] - [Max babbles] - [Jess] I'm gonna get you. [gasps] I'm gonna get you! [Dan] All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. [fan] That's so cool I ran into you. Look at your brother. He's made a friend. - [fan] Uh, can you do the thing? - Uh, yeah. [shutter clicking] - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? - [Kyle] Um-- - [Nina] You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is. - That's-- [stammers] - [stammers] No one. - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. - [Max babbles] - Really? - Big boy! [gasping] - Da. - [gasping] Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? - Um, prob-- probably, yeah. - [Jess] Hey! Did you get some rooms? Uh, no. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. - [Jess] Really? - [Dan] Yeah.
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