The Family Plan

The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.

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Hey, tell me. How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you... probably were? [fairgoer 1] Oh. [sighs] [laughing] - Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan.

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[sighs]

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I didn't want you to fight him.

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If I wanted to marry a brawler, I would've. I know you don't like violence. It's not like I care what he said.

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[toy chimes] [Dan] Whoa. What are you doing up? [babbles] [sniffs, groans] Oh, you want me to do the thing, huh? [blows] - Wait, wait. Go. - [giggling] - [passes gas, babbling] - [Dan grunts, mumbles] Wipey, wipey.

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[squeaks]

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- New record! [chuckles] - [babbles]

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[Dan sighs] - Mmm? Oh, shit. - Hey. Anniversary sex. - [moaning] - Mmm, I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm totally awake. - [breathes heavily] - I'm so sorry tonight was a bust. - I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay. - [groans, moans] - It's okay. [moans] You know what? I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you. [laughing] Oh, God. You totally could've taken him, honey. [inhales deeply, moans] [sighs] Oh, babe. Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.

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Aw. [groans] Can we do this on Thursday?

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I'm so tired. Yeah, sure. [moans, kisses] I love you. I love you too.

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[upbeat music playing] [grunting]

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Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them.

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[chuckles] Husband or boyfriend? [pants] Teenage daughter. - Oof. I'm sorry. [chuckles] - [chuckles] [instructor] Okay, guys. Partner up. [panting]

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- You? - [chuckling] Okay. Cool. [panting] All right. [grunts] I'm so bad at this. I-- [grunts] I usually take barre, but I couldn't find one in Buffalo. No, you're doing great. Just, uh, keep your fists up. - Where's home? - Nowhere, everywhere. - I'm-- [pants] I'm in the travel business. - Ah. Sounds so nice.

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Are you here for work? No, I'm-- I'm here to see my ex. [instructor] Now swap. Sorry... [pants] ...TMI. Don't worry about it. Just take it out on the bag. - That's what I do. [grunting] - [chuckles] - How old is your daughter? - [grunts] Seventeen. - [grunts] - [gasps] Oh, my God. [gasps] - [chuckles] I am so sorry... - [chuckles] Mmm. ...about that again. Ah, how's it feeling? Mmm, it's, um-- - No, it's fine. It's a story. - [chuckles] I got beat up by a physical therapist at the gym. [chuckles] God. You have a mean right hook, by the way. Oh, thanks. - Gosh. - Mmm. [smacks lips] Okay. So, where were we? - Three kids... - Mmm. Three kids. Yeah. Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending one off to college, um, along came Max. Adorable. Adorable...

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What? [sighs] I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I guess I just feel like I'm a little... [inhales deeply] I don't know, trapped? I know that sounds so awful. Hmm. It's just that, um, Dan, my hu-- my husband, I mean, he's an amazing-- he's an amazing dad, you know? I guess, uh, he's just so content being here.

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- In Buffalo? - [chuckles] Oh, my God. I'm sorry. - I didn't mean to... [smacks lips] - No. - ...say it like that. [sighs] - That's true. I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel. I wanted to see the world. [inhales deeply] But Dan's-- He's just a total homebody, you know? He's so focused on the family, and I do, I love that about him. He's amazing. I just wish our lives were... bigger, you know? Just... - [sighs] - I get it. - I'm sorry. Talk about TMI. - [phone chimes] [chuckles] No, I've-- I've got to catch a flight, - as always. - Oh. But, listen. If you ever do convince your husband to travel, I promise you, I'm better at my job than I am at kickboxing.

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- Thank you. - Thank you.

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- [PA jingle plays] - [announcer] Great news. - Today's Half-Price Wednesday... - [Dan] You're about to go to size 4S, huh? Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?

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So big. Look at the big muscles.

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