The Family Plan

The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.

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I don't know. Maybe it's being away, or... maybe it was seeing you upside-down on that keg shouting, "Beer me!" [laughs]

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Is this what you used to be like?

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Other Dan.

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Did you change because of me? No. Look, I changed because I didn't like who I was back then.

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Then I met you.

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Then I became a dad. [inhales sharply] And for the first time in a long time, I felt good.

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I just took it too far. - I got too comfortable. Too safe. - Mmm. - And that probably came across as boring... - Well... - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth... - ...I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans. - Do you? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I'm already here, so... - Mmm. How convenient. [laughs] - Yeah. [phone ringing]

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- Hello? - [Dan] Augie? We're on track tonight. Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything? Some of my finest work. If I may say so. What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá?

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You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove. Have you told them yet? I'm working on it, all right? It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation. You know, they might think that something is up when they have to change their name and leave the country. What are you waiting for? I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break.

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[bells on door jingling]

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Look, Jess. [exhales deeply] There's something that I need to tell you.

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About the other Dan. [sighs] The Dan I was before we met. Dad? Who you talking to?

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Nobody. Sit down.

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Girls aren't ready yet.

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- So, Kyllboi, huh? - Hmm. Why didn't you tell us? [stammers] I knew you'd never get it, that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. We just wanted you to have other interests. Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. I-- I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? I-- I like me. But when I'm Kyle, I-I'm too shy to talk to girls. You know, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. I-I'm a nobody. [chuckles] But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. Like-- Like pro-level good.

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[stammers] Look, okay. I-- I know you think it's all just a waste of time, but it takes brains and-- and reflexes. Th-- The Air Force recruits gamers. Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of.

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- [stammers] Let me show you. - Show me what? - [Kyle] What I can do. - Laser tag? - [stammers] - You can't be serious. Single combat, okay? I-I-If I win, I get to start gaming again. If you win, the ban remains. What, I don't get anything? [stammers] Okay, fine. What do you want? A catch. Like we used to. You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. [laughs] Dad, I'm-- I'm not 12. Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? Fine. Good luck. You are so screwed.

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[sighs] Let's go. [employee] You're green. You're blue. Once you're hit, you're out for five seconds. First one to three kills, wins. You just pull the trigger?

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[automated voice] Death match. Prepare yourself. Three, two, one, fight. Go easy on me, buddy.

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Dad. Come on. I'll give you a free one, yeah? All right.

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