The Family Plan

The Family Plan is a 2023 American action comedy film directed by Simon Cellan Jones and written by David Coggeshall. Produced by Apple Studios and Skydance Media and Mark Wahlberg's Municipal Pictures, it stars Wahlberg as a suburban car salesman who goes on the run with his unsuspecting family when his secret past as a government assassin is exposed. Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Saïd Taghmaoui, Maggie Q, and Ciarán Hinds also star. Production began in late 2022. The film was released by Apple TV+ on December 15, 2023.

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[breathes heavily]

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[tour guide] So, I hope you've all enjoyed this tour of our wonderful campus. I know I have. - Hey. It's getting late, huh? - Hey. - We should probably get back on the road. - Yeah. - Where's Nina? - Oh. I said she could go say hi to Trevor. It felt cruel to deny her. [breathes deeply] It's okay. She'll be back soon. - [babbles] - Yeah. No. I-I'm not worried at all.

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[breathes shakily] Okay.

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[Trevor] Go away, Josh.

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It's me. [laughs, stammers] Me who?

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- Uh, Nina. - [whispers] Oh.

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Hey. What are you doing here? [stammers] It's, like, a really long story. - But, um, can I come in? - [chuckles] [stammers] You know what? Give me just one sec, and I'll throw on some pants, and me and you can grab a matcha.

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- [gasps] Oh, my God. - [chuckles] - Oh, my God. - Hang on a second. Oh, my God. You're-- You're cheating on me. [stammers] Monogamy is just a construct of our Western repressive civilization. - [Nina] Oh, my God. - [Trevor stammers] I thought we were on the same page on that. [Jess] All right.

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Honey, what happened? He's an asshole. That's what happened. "Monogamy is just a construct"-- Who even says that? - Trevor. - [sighs] Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. Can we just go? Ah, that's a great idea, honey. Let's go.

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[sobbing] Hey, Beans.

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Look, I'm sorry. [stammers] You know, when I was your age, I-- [sobs] You don't need another dad lecture, do you? [breathing heavily]

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Hey, Beans.

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You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu? - Kyusho what? [breathes heavily] - Kyusho Jitsu. It's a 13th-century martial art that uses pressure points to inflict extreme pain without permanent damage. [stammers] How do you even know about that? Well, maybe there's more to your old man than you thought.

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[inhales sharply]

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Nina, you gotta let go of these stereotypical-- [groans, cries] [screaming] [groans, crying] [Nina] How was that for "stereotypical," you unbearably pompous, bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit? [crying, groaning] - Smile. - [shutter clicks]

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You deserve more. [Trevor groaning]

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[Nina cackles]

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[chuckles]

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[Max babbles] - What did you say to her? - It was just a dad lecture. - [groans] God. [sighs] - [groans]

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What happened to the mirror? Huh? [Jess] The mirror. Oh. You didn't hear that? - No. - Oh. It was a semi. It went flying by. The guy must have been doing a hundred. And rocks just come... - [stammers] ...spitting out of the tire. - [Jess] Jesus. One hit there. It almost hit the windshield.

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